Month: September 2020
School Hymn
Real version
Father, we praise thee,
All thy faithful children.
Active and watchful,
Stand we all before thee
Singing, we offer,
Prayer and meditation
Thus we adore thee.
My version
Fish-ies, I lo-ove you.
Your sleek or-ange bo-dies.
Although you o-nly,
Think of yo-our Di-inner.
But you are so cute.
Swim-ming in your fi-ish tank.
So, I for-give you
100WC T3W9
Um… A little help here? I thought.
No reply. Obviously.
Oh, there you are, reader. At least I have someone to talk to. Wait, I’m only thinking. I can’t speak because my mouth is stuck in this hay barrel. If only I could just- excuse me. Ok. I’m out. So you’re probably wondering how I got in this mess. Right? No? I’m going to tell you anyways. Why? Because I want to. Let’s get to the point, shall we? If only I could get out of this hay barrel. Oh, I am. Ok. I’m out, well, I was already. Goodbye!
Limericks
There was once 2 goldfish,
Who ate from a gold dish
but Fishtopher who ate all the food was the worst.
I thought poor Sparkle! and said “Ladies First.”
So now, he waits for his miss.Read more: Limericks
100WC T3W6
In the arctic ocean, and I was just born. I couldn’t wait to swim with my parents.
“Can we swim yet?” I kept on asking my mum.
“When you’re older,” was always the answer.
The next week, I asked again.
This time, it was a yes. I couldn’t help but throw my arms around my parents.
“THANK YOU!!!”
We all ran up to the ocean. My parents jumped in first. Then it was my turn.
“Here I come! WEEEEEEEE-oh, how do I do this?”
leaned down at the giant pool, tapping my paw on the ice.
“Uhh, help?” I asked.