Month: September 2020

School Hymn

Real version

Father, we praise thee,

All thy faithful children.

Active and watchful,

Stand we all before thee

Singing, we offer,

Prayer and meditation

Thus we adore thee.

 

My version

Fish-ies, I lo-ove you.

Your sleek or-ange bo-dies.

Although you o-nly,

Think of yo-our Di-inner.

But you are so cute.

Swim-ming in your fi-ish tank.

So, I for-give you

 

100WC T3W9

Um… A little help here? I thought.

No reply. Obviously.

Oh, there you are, reader. At least I have someone to talk to. Wait, I’m only thinking. I can’t speak because my mouth is stuck in this hay barrel. If only I could just- excuse me. Ok. I’m out. So you’re probably wondering how I got in this mess. Right? No? I’m going to tell you anyways. Why? Because I want to. Let’s get to the point, shall we? If only I could get out of this hay barrel. Oh, I am. Ok. I’m out, well, I was already. Goodbye!

 

By September 15, 2020.  1 Comment on 100WC T3W9  100WC   

Limericks

There was once 2 goldfish,

Who ate from a gold dish

but Fishtopher who ate all the food was the worst.

I thought poor Sparkle!  and said “Ladies First.”

So now, he waits for his miss.Read more: Limericks

By September 10, 2020.  No Comments on Limericks  Poetry   

100WC T3W6

In the arctic ocean, and I was just born. I couldn’t wait to swim with my parents.

“Can we swim yet?” I kept on asking my mum.

“When you’re older,” was always the answer.

The next week, I asked again.

This time, it was a yes. I couldn’t help but throw my arms around my parents.

“THANK YOU!!!”

We all ran up to the ocean. My parents jumped in first. Then it was my turn.

“Here I come! WEEEEEEEE-oh, how do I do this?”

leaned down at the giant pool, tapping my paw on the ice.

“Uhh, help?” I asked.