Limericks

There was once 2 goldfish,

Who ate from a gold dish

but Fishtopher who ate all the food was the worst.

I thought poor Sparkle!  and said “Ladies First.”

So now, he waits for his miss.

 

Once I saw and old crook,

He was reading my book.

“Hi!” Was all I could say.

He turned his back, “Go away!”

He gave me a nasty look.

 

There was a spoiled lad.

He was playing on his iPad.

He played a game,

Thinking of his fame,

But he lost and was quite mad.