Um… A little help here? I thought.
No reply. Obviously.
Oh, there you are, reader. At least I have someone to talk to. Wait, I’m only thinking. I can’t speak because my mouth is stuck in this hay barrel. If only I could just- excuse me. Ok. I’m out. So you’re probably wondering how I got in this mess. Right? No? I’m going to tell you anyways. Why? Because I want to. Let’s get to the point, shall we? If only I could get out of this hay barrel. Oh, I am. Ok. I’m out, well, I was already. Goodbye!